FOR EVIL HEARTS ONLY

Most people find themselves intimidated by my deep green eyes. I have a profound love for music and a deep affection for animals. Once, I even sat in silence before my beloved pet, watching him take his final breath.

I also enjoy watching films, particularly horror movies, which are, quite obviously, my favorite. The qualities I seek in a partner are straightforward. First and foremost, he must be intelligent; we need well-thought-out plans if we want to survive and avoid the cops.

Loyalty is another essential characteristic. I am a trusty person, but that trust must not be betrayed under any circumstances.

A third requirement is experience with fire. My partner must be capable of assisting me in creating and controlling fire when necessary.

One of the most critical aspects, however, is the ability to endure intense stress—and, if needed, to make the ultimate sacrifice.

If none of this frightens you, then don’t hesitate to contact me—for more wicked, insane, and exciting experiences…